The Difference Between Conservatives and Liberals

The difference between conservatives and liberals

If a conservative doesn't like guns, he doesn`t buy one.
If a liberal doesn't like guns, he wants all guns outlawed.

If a conservative is a vegetarian, he doesn`t eat meat.
If a liberal is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned for everyone.

If a conservative doesn’t like to hunt because he believes its cruel to animals, he doesn’t hunt.
If a liberal thinks hunting is cruelty to animals, he wants all hunting to be outlawed.


If a conservative perceives an evil threat to America , he thinks about ways to defeat it.
A liberal ponders ways to make it happy and go away on its own.

If a conservative is a homosexual, he will nevertheless seek respect from his peers like heterosexuals do - through honesty, hard work, and public service.
If a liberal is homosexual, he demands legislated respect for his homosexuality.

If a black man or Hispanic is conservative, they see themselves as independently successful.
Their liberal counterparts see themselves as victims in need of government protection.

If a conservative is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation.
A liberal looks for the corporation who victimized him and wonders who is going to take care of him.

If a conservative doesn't like a talk show host, he switches channels.
Liberals demand that those whose message with which they disagree, be silenced.

If a conservative is a non-believer, he doesn't go to church.
A liberal non-believer wants any mention of God and religion driven from the public forum.
(Unless, of course, it's a religion at war with America !)

If a conservative decides he needs health care, he goes about shopping for it, or may choose a job that provides it.
A liberal calls it a “fundamental right” and demands that the rest of us pay for his.